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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts 
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... your assistant's name is Wanda Lucille.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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Your idea of using fire in your show is lighting your fart with a match...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... your magic wand is the broken end of an old frog gig.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts
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Your chop cup is an empty can of dip..
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2010-04-12 01:03, daffydoug wrote: ... your punch-line on every routine is, "Pull my finger!"
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... when you are asked if want paper or plastic people are trying find out if you are bi-sacksual.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... your long term dream is to open a combo magic shop and worm farm at the lake.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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ray raymond Veteran user 329 Posts
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Your assistant is a hound dog
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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You can nose twang Lance Burtons music...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you knew Lance Burton when he was a hillbilly magician in Kentucky.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts
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Instead of "paper balls over the head " you use "rocky mountain oysters":)
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you didn't like Doug Henning because you thought he was a real hippie.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... the climax of your act is the goat vanish.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... followed by your arrest for borrowing the goat and not returning it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... the heart of your mental act is a cow bell ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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Your booking agents is named "Boss".
You are developing the world's first Dancing Tire Iron.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2010-04-16 13:57, jay leslie wrote:...You are developing the world's first Dancing Tire Iron.... ... a four way buck dancing tire iron!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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You can perform the linking Monster Truck Tires.
You produce plastic Flamingos, instead of doves. You're old magic wands hold the windows open in your old wood house. You figured out how to do The Card IN Shoe... only because all your shoes have holes in them. You CAN NOT perform the razor blade swallowing trick because you've never seen one, in person. You built a shelf in your beard to hide things. Your idea of a road case is either an old shoe box or an apple crate. You use that old mud flap with Yosemite Sam, as a close-up pad.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2010-04-16 19:45, jay leslie wrote: ...when you think Jay Leslie is spying on you!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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You wave a large green silk at the starting line of the drag races...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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