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JamesTong
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... your act involve a real cow and you produce cow bells to decorate them on her.
tabman
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.... you fill your Owen Milk Pitcher direct from the cow.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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... you hope to perfect the 'hospitality' routine with just a cow and a few glasses.
jay leslie
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You perform the multiplying cockroaches in your kitchen with absolutely no apparatus.
tabman
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... you converted your milking house into a magic den and rehersal hall and moved the cows into your house.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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Is that where you used to park your motorcycle?
tabman
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.... your day gig is being a bigfoot researcher.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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..and a ufo researcher at night...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... and you and your brother were captured by aliens who looked a lot like pigs who kept you prisoner on their ship for two days experimenting on you and they gave you the wallet that catches fire every time you open it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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And that's how you cook your weenies.
joseph
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You perform card tricks on the pool table after everyone is done eating on it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... and before your cousin,the Mystereous Evelene, passes out on it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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Your magic is accompanied by Cletis on the washboard...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... when you use the old "clean hand" gag and you mean it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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... you get the Café members to help you vanish that old tractor.
joseph
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Your pants are higher than your topit...
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tabman
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... you do a dramatic flaming four wheeler blindfolded down a mountain driving promo using a real blindfold on your, "Hay yall, watch this!" tour.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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You keep losing coins through the holes in your sleeves...
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Bob Sanders
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... The rabbit you produce is ready to eat.
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tabman
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... you produce a flaming cow pie from your P & L chafing dish.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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