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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... your band has a harmonica player.
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DrGoodkin New user 99 Posts |
You can take out your uppers to do mouth coils.
- Sincerely,
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-05-09 08:16, joseph wrote: You know where the statue is and you've been there --- twice.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... you have rabbit ears on the front of your truck.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-05-11 11:55, Bob Sanders wrote: ... and on the bill of your ball cap.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You use 3 squirrels to power your lighting system (which is a work-light).
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... and you already had the slow one for supper last night.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... instead of a change bag of cloth, yours is a coonskin cap.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you do chink-a-chink using alligator teeth.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... you wear a vest made of alligator skin/hide.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... in addition to magic, you feature gator wrestling as part of your kid show.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
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On 2010-05-13 12:46, tabman wrote: ... and also mud wrestling with your two lady assistants. |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your dye tube used to be part of a shotgun shell.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... when you even know what a shotgun shell looks like.
Posted: May 14, 2010 1:12pm ... when you decide to start a magic convention in LA (lower Alabama).
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When the Famous... I can start a fire with two sticks and a piece of string, is the hit of the convention.
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-05-14 14:27, jay leslie wrote: ... well, come on!! How many people can do that?
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
.. Your big TV stunt is Color Changing Trucks.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you do impromptu magic on the hood of your pick-up truck using a piece of rubber bed liner as a close-up mat.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You perform a magic show at your daughter's wedding while still holding the shotgun the whole time...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You perform the Ithasca Suspension because you lost your broom.
and you use your Mosseberg for your Basket Illusion after taking the cats out of it. Then you finish with the 8 foot appearing Remington 1740 trick. After the magic portion of the show, you use a converted pump-action, to blow up balloons.
Jay Leslie
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