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Bob Sanders
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... your band has a harmonica player.
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DrGoodkin
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You can take out your uppers to do mouth coils.
- Sincerely,

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tabman
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On 2010-05-09 08:16, joseph wrote:
You can make the statue of Willie Nelson disappear...


You know where the statue is and you've been there --- twice.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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... you have rabbit ears on the front of your truck.
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tabman
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On 2010-05-11 11:55, Bob Sanders wrote:
... you have rabbit ears on the front of your truck.


... and on the bill of your ball cap.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jay leslie
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You use 3 squirrels to power your lighting system (which is a work-light).
tabman
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... and you already had the slow one for supper last night.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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... instead of a change bag of cloth, yours is a coonskin cap.
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tabman
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... you do chink-a-chink using alligator teeth.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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JamesTong
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... you wear a vest made of alligator skin/hide.
tabman
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... in addition to magic, you feature gator wrestling as part of your kid show.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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On 2010-05-13 12:46, tabman wrote:
... in addition to magic, you feature gator wrestling as part of your kid show.


... and also mud wrestling with your two lady assistants.
Bob Sanders
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Your dye tube used to be part of a shotgun shell.
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tabman
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... when you even know what a shotgun shell looks like.

Posted: May 14, 2010 1:12pm
... when you decide to start a magic convention in LA (lower Alabama).
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jay leslie
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When the Famous... I can start a fire with two sticks and a piece of string, is the hit of the convention.
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On 2010-05-14 14:27, jay leslie wrote:
When the Famous... I can start a fire with two sticks and a piece of string, is the hit of the convention.


... well, come on!! Smile

How many people can do that?
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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.. Your big TV stunt is Color Changing Trucks.
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tabman
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... you do impromptu magic on the hood of your pick-up truck using a piece of rubber bed liner as a close-up mat.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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You perform a magic show at your daughter's wedding while still holding the shotgun the whole time...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You perform the Ithasca Suspension because you lost your broom.

and you use your Mosseberg for your Basket Illusion after taking the cats out of it.

Then you finish with the 8 foot appearing Remington 1740 trick.

After the magic portion of the show, you use a converted pump-action, to blow up balloons.
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