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tabman
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... your wife called you a "shiftless drifter" so you got the website for it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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You keep waiting for a magic act on hee haw reruns...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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... you belong to a support group called "Bubbas-in-Laws".
Bob Sanders

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tabman
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... you carry your close up kit in a "croaker sack."
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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You can't do no kind of levitation trick because you don't want folks to think you're all high and mighty.
tabman
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... you send all your new assistants on a Snipe hunt, make them look for a left-handed monkey wrench, and then go to the hardware store for a Sky-hook.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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... at a meeting of PMZZ your program is a trip to the lumber yard.
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jay leslie
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Your dog digs a hole to bury this thread.
tabman
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Quote:
On 2010-06-09 13:50, jay leslie wrote:
Your dog digs a hole to bury this thread.


You're probably right. It may be time!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jay leslie
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Woof woof
joseph
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You go out yonder and place a magic wig on your horse, so he can live under an assumed mane...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... you moved your bedroom furniture out to your front porch so you have room for your props in the house.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
duane_morgan
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Your open top magic table is a garbage pail.
jay leslie
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Your dog digs up an old thread
MagicBus
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Your walking through a moving fan illusion instead involves a whirling brush hog lawn mower... Your sponge ball routine has used cotton balls from the plasma clinic that you took off the floor last time you were there... Your card sword is actually an engine oil dip stick... You recreated the Blackstone appearing girl from stack of tires illusion using items found in your front yard...
jay leslie
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I thought the appearing girl illusion WAS a stack of tires.
joseph
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All your assistants are sod busters...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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... your show venue also has a mechanical bucking bull.
Bob Sanders

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joseph
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You commence to whooping all the unruly kids at your show...
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tabman
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... your livestock production plans include Bigfoot.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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