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joseph
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Your cut and restored newspaper is always the Mayberry gazette...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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Aerial Fishing is always from a bridge.
tabman
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... you keep a can of "whip a**" in your close-up kit.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jay leslie
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You refuse to use any kind of fruit as a final load.

(Have we branded ourselves as outcasts by indulging in this thread a bit too much?)
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Betting a "buck" could mean a pocket knife, some young guy, a hunting trip, or even a dollar!
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joseph
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Your rocky raccoon is real and trained...
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tabman
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.... you make up your Mis-made bills out of Confederate money.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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... when dumpster diving, you save good moonshine jars as well as collect scrap metal.
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tabman
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... you use Moonshine instead of lighter fluid in your duck pan and the duck you produce is your pet Scoby.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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... you use moonshine to re-crank a stalled engine.
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jay leslie
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You perform the Sands Of Moonshine.
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... your favorite trick is the Moonshine (Lota) Bowl where endless shots of moonshine is produced.
jay leslie
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Your favorite trick is letting everyone drink the moon shine so you can pick pocket them.
jazzy snazzy
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You put a chain on your Himber wallet.

Can't get newspapers in your neck of the woods
so you do the Tar Paper Tear instead.
Or was it flypaper?
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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jay leslie
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I think it was rolling paper
joseph
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You perform ring to pigeon ankle...
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Bob Sanders
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Your best trick is Color-Changing Moonshine.
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tabman
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... and your running gag trick of the night is the "Never Empty Moonshine Jug."
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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You are a master at color changing tobacco leaves...
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Bob Sanders
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... you set aside time to steal chickens.
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