Your cut and restored newspaper is always the Mayberry gazette...

Aerial Fishing is always from a bridge.

... you keep a can of "whip a**" in your close-up kit.

You refuse to use any kind of fruit as a final load.

(Have we branded ourselves as outcasts by indulging in this thread a bit too much?)

Betting a "buck" could mean a pocket knife, some young guy, a hunting trip, or even a dollar!

Your rocky raccoon is real and trained...

.... you make up your Mis-made bills out of Confederate money.

... when dumpster diving, you save good moonshine jars as well as collect scrap metal.

... you use Moonshine instead of lighter fluid in your duck pan and the duck you produce is your pet Scoby.

... you use moonshine to re-crank a stalled engine.

You perform the Sands Of Moonshine.

... your favorite trick is the Moonshine (Lota) Bowl where endless shots of moonshine is produced.

Your favorite trick is letting everyone drink the moon shine so you can pick pocket them.

You put a chain on your Himber wallet.

Can't get newspapers in your neck of the woods
so you do the Tar Paper Tear instead.
Or was it flypaper?

I think it was rolling paper

You perform ring to pigeon ankle...

Your best trick is Color-Changing Moonshine.

... and your running gag trick of the night is the "Never Empty Moonshine Jug."

You are a master at color changing tobacco leaves...

... you set aside time to steal chickens.