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Dynamike
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...you arrive at your gig drunk from whiskey.
Bob Sanders
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... you think numbered cow ear tags are jewelry.
Bob Sanders

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tabman
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... you are a member of the Possum Hollow Magic Club.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Dynamike
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...you use a real stuffed raccoon for Rocky.
tabman
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On 2010-07-11 22:35, Dynamike wrote:
...you use a real stuffed raccoon for Rocky.


... and you stuffed it yourself.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Dynamike
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...you use squirrel tails for sponge routines.
joseph
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You perform Branded with a real branding iron...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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...your Lotta Bowl has XXX engraved on it.
tabman
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... your magician's top hat has ear flaps on it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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You get your rabbits at the livetock auction...
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jazzy snazzy
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The Milking Machine Escape.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
joseph
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You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields,
but can't memorize a deck...
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tabman
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... you think CHaSeD means .... Corn Harvest and Sorgum exceeding Demand.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Dynamike
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...you perform all non patter acts because you are missing all of your teeth.
joseph
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You've used your knife thru coat knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... when somebody asks you to shoot the bull with them after your show you bring your shotgun.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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You can't do shows after dark because your tail lights are out.
Bob Sanders
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... you perform Matrix with fence staples.
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jay leslie
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You use barbed wire instead of rope.
tabman
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.... you have a topit sewn in your slicker.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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