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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-07-28 12:31, Father Photius wrote: Great!!! ... you can picture the above illusion in completed form.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Duct tape is one of the major manufacturing components of all of your tricks.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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TheGreatRaymondo Special user Manchester, England 969 Posts |
You make your entrance to the theme tune from he movie 'Deliverance'!
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have not yet deceived us...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your band has a banjo, guitar, fiddle and harmonica.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You grow corn just to make your own appearing corncob pipes.
- - - - - - As a side note. who knew this thread could go 10 pages let alone 25?
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
If you have the instructions for hippity hop rabbit tattooed on your arm.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your dove act uses homing pigeons...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your Spit Cup has a rabbit on it.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On 2010-07-30 00:04, Father Photius wrote: You have the actual Hippy Hop rabbits tattooed on both arms and the back sides. of the arms.... and your twin brother is the gimmick.
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... your new danger filled escape stunt involves a bambi bucket, a helicopter, and a forest fire.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your fog machine is a crop duster.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your hogs teach you the slop shuffle...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... the volunteers at your shows are actually real volunteers from the volunteer fire department (and I say this with great respect to volunteer fire fighters in rural communities everywhere).
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You're 10 gallon hat is also a duck bucket.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your ten gallon hat actually fits...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-07-31 15:55, jay leslie wrote: ... and you use it to strain your white lightnin' before "jarrin' it up.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Granny's homemade tonic cures anything but dead people. (And they'll likely last longer!)
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You use your silks for a gas cap...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The other magicians are using white rabbits and yours is a real cottontail.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You are the warm up act on the Jerry Springer show...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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