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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You use a weedeater on your botania...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... when you open a drive through magic shop called The Pit Stop Magic Shop.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
You can't perform the Rice Bowls without adding beans.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
There's a trailer hitch on your Modern Art Illusion because it's also an ice fishing house.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your brand of deodorant is "Pit Stop".
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you buy Blackstone Jr.'s old tour bus and add it to the collection of yard art in front of your house.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... you would buy a used pulpwood truck...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
The amazing conclusion to your square circle production is 20 Moon Pies.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-09-01 11:19, daffydoug wrote: You've got me now!!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you get a sponsorship from:
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
Whoa Tabman!!! Man you socked me there!!!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When the cups of your cups and balls set do double duty as fish bait holders.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
You think multiplying bottles is your beer bottle collection...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you ask Steve Brooks to change the name of The Magic Café to Bubba's Diner.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Or the Magic Waffle House...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
You try to perform that Meir Yedid effect where you take a bite out of a selected card, but the only thing they see is one tooth mark.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-09-02 11:53, daffydoug wrote: ... a redneck card punch!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
ROFL!!
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can do a card production act wearing your cattle roundup gloves...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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