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Michael Baker
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Here's the opening I use for adult shows...

I learned this trick from a book. It said I needed to get a piece of rope. I was only seven... didn't have any rope... so I started to holler through the house... "Does anyone have a piece of rope?"

Someone said, "Check with your Uncle Frank. He had some earlier."

So, I found my Uncle Frank... (this is where I introduce a Hangman's noose).

...had to cut him down... but I was well on my way to fame and fortune... and look at me now... living under a bridge...
~michael baker
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