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illuzzionz New user 89 Posts |
Hello,
I'm needing to put together a comedy Razor Blade Routine. I'm using the Razor Shots Method and basic structure. I have to be in the form of a Pirate for an 18 and over crowd. Would love some input and suggestions for funny lines and ideas. Magic Always, Joseph |
jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
If this trick dosen't work for me. you can try it.
Even though this is a dangerous trick (You know the rest) What? You've never seen anyone cut themselves... Roll up your sleeves and prove it. (Over 18 for sure) I use to carry these in my back pocket but (Fill in the punch line here... again-over 18)
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts |
That was a close shave.
Nothing like pouring salt in your wounds. I used to be a hairlip before I started doing this. If you think they're sharp going down this end, wait until they come out the other! Pirates invented this drink, The Bloody Mary! Sure cure for hemorrhoids. This is how Pirates cure Iron deficiency. I'll have to Cut it short now. Circumcision from the inside! I'm a sharped tongued devil. How does a pirate get his mast up? He uses a wench! What do pirates and pimps have in common? They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp! What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty! Have fun, Metatron |
Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts |
You can make a funny toast before each shot...like "here's to all the tankers in Somalia...thanks for the oil.
You could also make a painful face after a shot and say uhhh...that was a cheap brand!
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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Sealegs Inner circle The UK, Portsmouth 2596 Posts |
I Pm'd this to Illuzzionz but will put it out here too.
"Look at that, this shot glass has a chip in it.... I could have cut my lip on that."
Neal Austin
"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." G.B. Shaw |
idomagic Loyal user Denver, CO 255 Posts |
Here are a few obvious ones:
I love doing magic with an edge to it... This next trick is a cut above the rest... If you really need to know, this is my best Schick... And you thought a tongue piercing was gross... I used to do this with the disposable kind... (work it in) I used to do this with box cutters... After the first blade is in your mouth Oh crap, I forgot shaving cream... (really funny if you fill one of those old time barber shop brush type shaving cream applicators with cool whip and then lather your mouth with it.)
Chad Wonder (Chad Wonder Magic, Inc)
Past President SAM 37/IBM 131 (Mile High Magicians) www.idomagic.com www.iDOMAGIC.dev |
Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts |
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On 2010-03-26 02:10, idomagic wrote: I really like that one! Brilliant! |
Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts |
I've been diagnosed for GERD....Gastro-esophageal Razor Disease. My doctor says I need to cut down....
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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Pete Biro 1933 - 2018 18558 Posts |
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Apr 6, 2010 11:16pm Tim Ellis has a great line. It's his. I won't tip, just want you to know he does the funniest razor blade routine. Altho OTTO WESSELEY does the best... he must pull 100 blades out of his mouth.
STAY TOONED... @ www.pete-biro.com
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts |
"Tastes like Schick!"
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REV BILL Special user Glen Burnie Maryland 799 Posts |
" You'll love this one. It will kill you".
"Just a slice of life". " This may hurt,ad me no speak with fork tonque. Yet."
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
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