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When the little nipper is born: the first thing you should have doen is have his nipples pierced!
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Don't know if that was intentional but what a great name for Nips Junior. Little Nipper! Brillient Smile
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On 2010-05-14 10:54, thegreatnippulini wrote:
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On 2010-05-13 15:47, dave_matkin wrote:
I'm not sure hte chat up line "want a little Nippulini in you" is good - you should at least say medium!


Okay.. how's "want a Nippulini the size of a babies arm holding an orange in you" sound?


Depends on 2 things......

1) how big the babies arm is (Ive seen some really samll ones - arms that is)


and


2) what is your wife going to say when she realises that you have been working on a new pick up line??
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How do you think I got her to marry me?
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Congratulations! Most intriguing advice I got when we were expecting our first, from a little, white-haired old lady... "Love them, nurture them, care for them; and, when they reach 11 years, throw them in the river and start over!"

(My daughter's 12 now, we stuck it out and barely survived!)
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Just an update here. Yesterday we had the ultrasound that shows it all. My baby has a set of balls! That's right... got a little baby boy floating around in my wifes pregnant belly!!

Click HERE for the video.

You couldn't remove the ear-to-ear shti eating grin from my face if you wanted to.
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Exciting!!!!
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I heard thy were BRASS!
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Nope not Brass... more like surgical steel... I'm thinking that the he is a she and just has her bits pierced with one of them there bar things - scanned from the front looks just like a set of balls.

Congrats Nipps! Hope all is well - is the wife getting any sleep? If not you need to kick her out of bed and sleep on the sofa - cant have you getting a disrupted nights sleep!

Give my love you Mrs Nipps
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Only a couple of balls,,,what a pity he hasn`t got three like everyone else has.
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Well, here's a little update:

The baby shower went well, got 70% of the stuff we'll need for the little one. Looks like she'll be birthing out little Eli in 4 to 6 weeks. Just got off the phone with Tyler Fyre yesterday, he was prying me to visit the Gathering (as he does every year... why no one else does... that's another topic). I told him the Gathering this year will be right around the same time as she could pop at a chance sneeze. We joked about how that could be the ultimate unbeatable sideshow stunt. Then we could get to mental floss with the umbilical cord! Trust me, I can't wait..... to swing Eli from my nipples in his little baby carrier! I could just imagine him in elementary school being sent home for "lying". "My daddy is iin the Guinness Record book, and he makes robots, and he picks me up with his nipples, and he is a blacksmith, and...."
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Here's hoping the feller don't end up with T. Nelson Down's syndrome. (budumpching)
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Sorry critter am I missing something - why is that funny? I mean to me joking about a baby being born with a serious medical condition isn't really funny. Given what happend to us in February - I am sure you can see why I'm not sure what you said deserved a "(budumpching)"????
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On 2010-10-10 06:38, dave_matkin wrote:
Sorry critter am I missing something - why is that funny? I mean to me joking about a baby being born with a serious medical condition isn't really funny. Given what happend to us in February - I am sure you can see why I'm not sure what you said deserved a "(budumpching)"????


T. Nelson Downs is a magician. It's not a real disease. I made it up. It was supposed to be a pun. A bad pun. I always thought budumpching's went with bad puns.
It was meant as a positive message. Hope he don't contract an imaginary disease that I completely made up. Was just my mentally ill way of giving a shout out to Nipps on a job well done.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Nelson_Downs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaMeBQPf5Xs
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And here I thought it was a refrence to Craig T Nelson (you know, the bad actor who played the dad in Poltergeist)
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And Coach! I only remember that because he had a ranch just outside of Spokane.
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Now here is where the problem lies.

You Yanks busted up our english.

"budumpching" ..... means I'm really funny for joking that a baby might be born with a nasty disease......

where as over there ir means ..... "a really bad punn"


Hey I had to read it twice as I thought at first you had written "butmunching".



But I still don't like joking about babies born with any disease......


I was a little on edge earlier in the week as we had an extra scan at 16 weeks - But now we know babies kidnesy are OK - so no repeat of February!

Oh and its not a litte Nipps - but looks very similar!
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I don't know if it's universally American, just in the local clubs where I've performed we make the little drum crashy sound when someone tells a horrible joke or pun in that schmalzy manner like "Take my wife, please!" or "Did you hear about the blind guy swinging his dog in a circle? Turns out he was just having a look around!" someone will say budumpching afterwards while rolling their eyes at how bad it was. It's sort of a fish fesces budumpching, like "Oh, putting that black widow spider in my sleeping bag was real funny, Critter..." When they really mean, "Critter, you ***hole!"
Like I said, no offense to anyone intended.
Not that I'm good at self censorship anyway, but I still wouldn't want to intentionally hurt someone's actual feelings.
Now, offending stuffy sensibilities on the other hand...

Anyway, enough of my prattle...
Nice baby, and get an automatic coffee maker Smile
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Hey you said cheesy rubbish jokes and then cited:-

"Did you hear about the blind guy swinging his dog in a circle? Turns out he was just having a look around!"

Had me laughing!

I think I was just being a little over sensitive. But I get like that theses days – very up and down and sometimes more down than up. But then other times I am more up than down and then there are the times that I am half way up and half way down …..


Oh no wait a minute that’s the Grand old Juke of York.

You didn’t need to apologise I hind sight - like I said I was just being oversensitive ……


But watch out for my wife she has taken a contract out on you…
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