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rockthemike
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What do you got?
I like throwing out weird and awkward plush toys or have my assistant hit the plush toys with a wiffle ball bat.
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CarlEJones
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Lawn darts tossed blindly into the audience will keep them awake!
Or a marshmellow shooting gun. Smile
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Maybe it's just me, but I dislike any throwing objects into the audience. Someone always get hit in the head, and while it's funny for everyone else, it's embarrassing for the person that gets hit.

Don't know about you, but I'm not out to embarrass any members of my audience. I'm there to entertain them.
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I like phisically tromping through the rows and staring them down... if they don't come up voluntarrily.

At one show I had two people get someone by lifting their chair and taking them for a ride. But this was a special occasion,
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I shoot the marshmellow gun into the air above their heads and they all look up and watch it fall down. So far, no eyes have been put out nor noses broken by falling marshmellows. Whew! Smile
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Sometimes it is not what you do it is what you say.
“Excuse me sir, can you see the pink elephant from where you’re sitting? You sure come on up here let me show you” Get the person on stage and show a pink elephant from your pocket, toss it over your head and say. Well since you’re already here.

Dan Harlan likes to go down into the audiance pick the person have them go on stage as he sits down next to their wife and puts his arm around her. It’s very funny and the guy does not know what to do so he just keeps walking. Oh and he does this all without saying a word.
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Throw a net over them before they get away!

Have fun!

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Josh Simpson
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Use Derren Browns idea of introducing a soft toy an naming it after some sort of sexually transmitted disease and then throw it into the crowd and shout 'someone catch gonorrea' or the like.

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- "exscuse me sir. I need a strong, handsome, smart and sophisticated person to assist me with my next effect (pause) who would you reccommend?"

- (as you literally stare at the person) "ok this next effect uses a person from the audience, ti can be pretyt much anyone.. anyone at all....(leabn in more and stare) hwoever if you would like to help all you have to do is raise your hand (smile)."

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(Directed at/gesturing toward a specific adult member of audience) “I need a responsible adult … who would you recommend?” (Or “can you recommend someone?”)
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I tell them DC is classy and uses roses to throw into the audience. This is a low budget show so...( I bring out a foam brick)
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Who just got of the witness protection program? Hold up your gun!
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Eeeny, Meeeny, Mineeey, YOU!
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I heard from a friend that anecdotal evidence is actually quite reliable.
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We are going to select alphabetically by height.
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Chris Abernathy
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I need a beautiful woman from the audience.... you ma'am... do you know any beautiful women?
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On 2010-05-27 11:30, J+S wrote:
Use Derren Browns idea of introducing a soft toy an naming it after some sort of sexually transmitted disease and then throw it into the crowd and shout 'someone catch gonorrea' or the like.

Josh


That's so awesome! Which show was that?
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On 2010-05-24 21:31, aceofharts wrote:
Dan Harlan likes to go down into the audiance pick the person have them go on stage as he sits down next to their wife and puts his arm around her. It’s very funny and the guy does not know what to do so he just keeps walking. Oh and he does this all without saying a word.

OH!
I love this one!
Funny!
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You two each get to choose a medieval weapon. The winner of the fight gets to come up on stage.
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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Don't know ... then you get to come up on stage.
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On 2010-12-01 16:12, hbwolkov wrote:
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Don't know ... then you get to come up on stage.


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