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marko
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What's with that?
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Smile What did you do the past few days? Walk a lot?
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You must be kicking yourself.

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Take it out of your mouth silly! Smile
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If your foot hurts when you touch it with your right finger and not your left finger, then it is not your foot that hurts, it's just that you have broken your right finger. Smile
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Make sure you have your shoes on the correct foot.

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I hope none of the staff members give you the BOOT...for this post.
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You want to see a doctor about that... Smile
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Maybe you put it on backwards? Left it in the oven too long? Filled it with regular instead of super unleaded? Used the wrong kind of paint? Wound it too tightly? Stop me if I get it right...

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Marko,
you still haven't explained just exactly what you are getting at?.

Howard

..and that brings me nicely to 200 posts..or does it.
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Sorry Howard, posts in this forum don't count toward your total! There's a couple of them like that.

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Reality is what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it. -Phillip K. Dick



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marko
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My foot is better. But now my arm hurts...
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Whew! Glad you now have a leg to stand on...but do you need a hand? If this keeps up next I'll be inviting you over for dinner for ribs. However we have to toe the line at the Café. Sorry I got a little bent out of shape considering your injuries..but I now stand corrected. Smile
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Perhaps you need a doctor? Never heard of pain that travels around from limb to limb. Smile Smile
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Maybe your arm hurts from reaching down too many times to feel your foot that was hurting.
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marko
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That's it! Smile


P.S. - This is the most successful topic I've ever started.
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On 2003-06-29 05:07, Chrystal wrote:
Whew! Glad you now have a leg to stand on...but do you need a hand? If this keeps up next I'll be inviting you over for dinner for ribs. However we have to toe the line at the Café. Sorry I got a little bent out of shape considering your injuries..but I now stand corrected. Smile


Ahhhh, pure genius!
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. Whoever does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer marvel, is as good as dead, and his eyes are
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Aww Thanks Chris...but with that said: I am suffering now with a swelled head..(trust me it's a pain in the neck.) Smile
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hahahaha!!
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. Whoever does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer marvel, is as good as dead, and his eyes are
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Marko the magician went to the doctors and said hey doc watch this...


... I put this pain here in my foot and when I rub my elbow it jumps to there...

... I reach around the back of your ear and now YOU have an headache...

... I take your headache and make it dissapear...

... go on .....have a look in my wallet..
that's right nothing there, now that hurts.
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