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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Now that it is hurricane season and we can expect one every day (thanx evil global warming!) do you believe the media wants:
1. The oil spill to be spread more by a storm and pushed up on a beach. 2. The oil spill spread more and the skimmers sunk with the loss of some crewmen. 3. The oil spill spread more and the skimmers sink with the loss of all lives and dolphins choke on their bodies. 4. The oil is pushed to New Orleans where a levee breaks drowning everyone with an income lower than $18,000 dollars and leaving their oil covered bodies scattered around while aligators eat the children. What say ye? |
stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
How about:
The sea floor collapses, resulting in a freakish, volcano-like eruption of an oil/sand/seawater emulsion 10,000 feet into the air, where it is picked up by the hurricanes and spread to the low poverty areas of the entire continental US. Obama immediately declares a national emergency and provides free housing, bee hives, and Spam supplements to everyone with an income lower than $18,000. Of course the result is race riots. Meanwhile, there will be a massive migration to the only place not effected: the dessert. There in the dessert they will follow an old sailor/hippie/guru named Magic Santa, waiting for Helter Skelter to end so that Santa can become the dictator and rule benevolently to the benefit of all. He will clean up the oil, protect the environment, cure cancer, and give free Spam recipes to those poor people with an income lower than $18,000. And the media will have their story. |
jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
Then Tina Turner chases them around the desert on motorcycles, Dennis Hopper detonates the bomb and Charlton Heston pounds sand.
Quick, get Steven Seagal on speed dial! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn0y1saPrn0 Or Bill Clinton; http://money.cnn.com/video/fortune/2010/......dex.html ...continued on page 3.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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Ray Tupper. Special user NG16. 749 Posts |
There's a series in this!
The Daytona hillbillies. I can hear the intro now.... Then one day, Out fishing for some food, Up on the beach came bubbling crude. Oil that is, Texas....You know the rest. Ray.
What do we want?
A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? C*nt! |
MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
We'll have to change it, Daytona is on the good side of Florida and the oil will have to work hard to get there. I love Daytona.
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Bill Palmer Eternal Order Only Jonathan Townsend has more than 24312 Posts |
Once you get to the dessert, eat the ice cream and cake.
"The Swatter"
Founder of CODBAMMC My Chickasaw name is "Throws Money at Cups." www.cupsandballsmuseum.com |
gaddy Inner circle Agent of Chaos 3526 Posts |
Quote:
On 2010-06-29 17:46, MagicSanta wrote: Well, the oil seems up to the challenge. I guess time will tell...
*due to the editorial policies here, words on this site attributed to me cannot necessarily be held to be my own.*
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