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T. Sebastian Loyal user Ozark Mountains, USA 223 Posts 
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Here's a new one I gotta share with you guys. Hundreds and hundreds of shows and this never happened before.
I've just been strapped into the straitjacket when this two year old boy (unattended by the way)gets up and grabs a single out of my tip jar. I made a joke about how he's gonna tip me with my own cash at the end. Then this little .... wonderful child proceeds to tear it into four pieces. At that point my good buddy, George wrestled the remains out of his grubby little hands. I finished up the escape and got my best hat of the night from that show so I'm not complaining. I just thought it was funny. I've always kept one dollar in the jar as bait so I just taped it back together and stuck it back in the jar. That way I'll never forget that show or that kid.
So sorry I soiled your precious eyes.
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tboehnlein Inner circle ohio 1787 Posts
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Some parents are idiots.
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Bill Palmer Eternal Order Only Jonathan Townsend has more than 24315 Posts
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"some parents" didn't leave their tip jar out where a two-year-old could reach it.
"The Swatter"
Founder of CODBAMMC My Chickasaw name is "Throws Money at Cups." www.cupsandballsmuseum.com |
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Sir Richard Special user 650 Posts
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"Yes folks, my tiny assistant will now attempt to perform the magic "dollar bill tear, right after someone changes his diaper!" Gotta hate being "up-staged" by a 2 year old.
  
Sir Richard.
"In the land of Murphy there is but ONE law!"
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augiemagic Regular user Overland Park, KS 162 Posts
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Same thing happened to me today, except the kid didn't quite get the cash. Her parents gave her a couple bucks to put in my hat, she walked up, and just stood there for a couple seconds. I put my hat towards her and said "Thank You!" She reached in in with her empty hand to grab some, so I pulled my hat back before she got any and said "I mean 'You're welcome!'"
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gaddy Inner circle Agent of Chaos 3528 Posts
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On 2010-07-03 14:44, T. Sebastian wrote: Um... A comment about what he thought of your show? 
*due to the editorial policies here, words on this site attributed to me cannot necessarily be held to be my own.*
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts
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Giant mouse trap in the hat.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts
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Would have been funny if the primer bill was glued to the bottom of the jar.
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The Magic Company |
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Bill Palmer Eternal Order Only Jonathan Townsend has more than 24315 Posts
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It would have been even funnier if the primer bill was flypaper glued to the bottom of the jar.
"The Swatter"
Founder of CODBAMMC My Chickasaw name is "Throws Money at Cups." www.cupsandballsmuseum.com |
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Sir Richard Special user 650 Posts
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On 2010-07-03 14:44, T. Sebastian wrote:"...I finished up the escape and got my best hat of the night from that show so I'm not complaining..." Whoa! Best hat of the night? Maybe you should hire the kid & make him part of the show! 
Sir Richard.
"In the land of Murphy there is but ONE law!"
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gallagher Inner circle 1168 Posts
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So YOU`RE the guy who molested my sweet little two year old! Poor Wally. He hasn´t been the same since!! Meany!!!
But, we DID work well together. While Wally was up front havin´ his fun, I cleaned out the whole back row! Your cut´s in the mail. (,...invest it in a haircut.) smiles ´n kisses, gallagher. |
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T. Sebastian Loyal user Ozark Mountains, USA 223 Posts
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What in the world would I do with a haircut? That's not going to help me figure out a better needle swallowing method! I'll go out looking like Grizzly Adams if I want! Dare Me! Wait! ... If I had a beard ... people might think I was hiding the needles in it. Ok. That will not work, so don't dare me.
Note to self, shave.
So sorry I soiled your precious eyes.
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Mysterious Regular user 154 Posts
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I watched this happen with my own eyes, & let me tell you I had to pick my jaw up off the floor.
It was one thing for the kid to take a buck but it was ridiculous when he ripped into tiny little pieces, where in the world were his parents!?!? |
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The Mighty Fool Inner circle I feel like a big-top tent having 2140 Posts
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Ah kids. Can't beat 'em.
It's the law.
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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rikbrooks Inner circle Olive Branch, Mississippi 1317 Posts
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I once did linking rings at a birthday party for little kids. I'm 6'3" tall. The kids reached waist height. I use a standard set of rings. The kids reached waist height.
Don't know why I was surprised when a kid said, "Hey look...." |
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JordanB Special user dallas, tx 626 Posts
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Bob White told me a story about Pressley Guitar that was pretty amusing.
As it happened, Pressley was performing at the State Fair of Texas and had a young kid of about eight to help him with a trick. Pressley used real silver coins and handed the kid a silver dollar and said "That is a dollar made of real silver, have you ever seen one of these?". The kid took a look at the coin, a look at Pressley, and he bolted off into the crowd...with the coin. Everybody fell apart laughing. Kids really do some of the funniest things......stealing isn't one of them. |
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lynnef Inner circle 1407 Posts
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On 2010-07-03 22:35, Sir Richard wrote: This is not such a bad idea if it's only a dollar! Is it possible to have a 2 yr old stooge??? |
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Posted: Jul 3, 2010 06:44 pm 
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