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I am looking into doing the human blockhead with a nail at last, instead of the spoon-way.

I remember way back reading about someone selling good nails for human blockhead, can anyone hook me up?
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Sure enough!
Here is THE source for blockheading tools (As well as swallowing swords and torches)
I won't stick anything else up my nose!
http://greatnippulini.com/sideshow.html
He's the guy!
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On 2010-09-04 09:26, gsidhe wrote:
Sure enough!
Here is THE source for blockheading tools (As well as swallowing swords and torches)
I won't stick anything else up my nose!
http://greatnippulini.com/sideshow.html
He's the guy!
Gwyd


Hey give the other guys a chance to sell a block head nail or two will you!

You lot always jump in and say Nippulini he's the guy to buy blockhead nails from ......


You always forget the other guys.
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Oh wait a minute He IS THE ONLY ONE TO GO TO! I’m sure there are other sources BUT if your going to hammer a spike in to your face use Nipps Nails!

Or any of his other Fun items! (I’m talking about the blockhead 'tools' not his amazing art sculpture!)

:)

Get a Nipps nail you WILL NOT be disappointed!


I have just remembered I do know about one other guy who sells blockhead nails .... but not sure if he is making any right now though.... only problem is if you use his with a hammer your in for a smashing good time (I am talking about Brett Loudermilk and his Glass nails). All together different to Nipps and not comparable - both different sports let alone ball park!).
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Whats the current rate of commission on TGN items these days? If its anything good I'm in!

"Sir, you want to by these splendid Blockhead Nails only from me, as any substitution is guaranteed to be an impostor! that's right! I am the only certified dealer of TGN merchandise on the right coast, other than TGN himself! For the next half hour I will be offering these splendid items at half there actual cost!"
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Ah,,,but if you come to me,,,my nails are rust proof, shatter proof, used by the best in the biz (Me) Will transform you into a sex God (Like me) Make you nearly as handsom as me, give you the edge over all others who put things up their noses.Transform your life out of poverty into the realms of nobility, will add inches to the end of your pecker and cause all young women to cast off their clothes and throw themselves at your feet.

They are also half the price of that Nipps fellow and come with a lifetime guarantee, or if not completly satisfied we will refund your money in full and send you completly free of charge a Higg Zibb as consolation.

Ken.
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A) My pecker is quite fin as is thank you ......(he’s up the tree banging away as we speak!)

B) No one could be as handsome as you (but that is why you said nearly)

3) I have seen what happens to young women in front of Ken .... There is LOTS of screaming out of shear delight!


E) But to move on to your original question Mr Ling ... or should I call you Mr Suicide or Mr King - I'm so confused these days.

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On 2010-09-05 18:53, Martin_Ling wrote:
What’s the current rate of commission on TGN items these days?



Not as much as the commission from Ken! Smile
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3) I have seen what happens to young women in front of Ken .... There is LOTS of screaming out of shear delight!

Was that watching through a pair of curtains with a video camera... you perv lol.
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No, it was while he was swinging from a light bulb, dressed in polka dot briefs while trying to mount a passing Welsh sheep at the same time Harry !!

I didn`t mind him looking but when he refused to pay for a ticket that was too much for me !
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Ahem Ken...I have the only franchise on the Welsh sheep........

On another note though ,is Brett still doing the glass nails ,havent seen him around in a while .
Mark (from darkest,dampest Wales Smile ....)
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Dave you can just call me MLK, for short. Im real big in these parts for my work in the South. Just don't call me late for dinner!
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Hig Zibb eh...I don't like you any more...
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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So this is what happens when I come back fromm vacation (holiday to you Brits.... why is that? It is no more holy than being vacant)!

Doug, what is a "zib" anyway? Can one hammer it into their nose?

Our guy Brett needs to put together an actual working workshop before he can upset a glass rod into a nail... a process that takes an excruciating amount of time. Over 1000 milliseconds!

My man Gwyd said it best when he says,
" http://greatnippulini.com/sideshow.html "
The Great Nippulini: body piercer, Guinness World Record holder, blacksmith and man with The World's Strongest Nipples! Does the WORLD care? We shall see...
http://www.greatnippulini.com
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Wow, not even a mention? I was still going to buy the merch from you...just mark it up a bit!
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On 2010-09-08 12:06, thegreatnippulini wrote:
Our guy Brett needs to put together an actual working workshop before he can upset a glass rod into a nail... a process that takes an excruciating amount of time. Over 1000 milliseconds!


Just over...
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On 2010-09-08 13:58, Martin_Ling wrote:
Wow, not even a mention? I was still going to buy the merch from you...just mark it up a bit!


...I forgot to add how awesome of a sales pitch that Martin Ling guy can deliver. If ever there was an award for pitching someone elses junk, he would be somewhere in the top 100.
The Great Nippulini: body piercer, Guinness World Record holder, blacksmith and man with The World's Strongest Nipples! Does the WORLD care? We shall see...
http://www.greatnippulini.com
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Thanks Nippys! How everything on the homefront?
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S'cool. Little Eli will be having his actual birthday in a couple months. I'll keep everyone posted.
The Great Nippulini: body piercer, Guinness World Record holder, blacksmith and man with The World's Strongest Nipples! Does the WORLD care? We shall see...
http://www.greatnippulini.com
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Cheers! Let me knw if you need anything. Anything, that doesn't involve me watching your kid, I have my hands full with my own little brood.
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