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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts 
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If you are obsessive about the minutae of close-up magic, you may be afflicted with Eugene AspBurger's Syndrome.
If you drop your coins when you attempt to palm over a dozen, you may have T. Nelson Downe's Syndrome. If your assistants complain about how touchy feely you are, then perhaps you are feeling a bit Randi. Sides hurt whenever you are sealed in a block of ice? Perhaps you have aBlainedecitis.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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Jonathan Townsend Eternal Order Ossining, NY 27300 Posts
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If you blink when you do secret moves maybe you have a sleight flinch.
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gaddy Inner circle Agent of Chaos 3528 Posts
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If your muscles cramp up while making an object vanish, you might have "pulled" something...
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Happy Hank New user Winnemucca, NV 34 Posts
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And if you have ambigious sexuality and were wrongly accused of being a rapist, you would be a David cop-her-field.
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rossmacrae Inner circle Arlington, Virginia 2477 Posts
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Card cuts. The band-aid bill is enormous. And since I have no liability insurance, I'd never ask a spectator "please cut the cards".
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motown Inner circle Atlanta by way of Detroit 6136 Posts
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If you have trouble reading the spots on the cards, you may have Cardaracts.
"If you ever write anything about me after I'm gone, I will come back and haunt you."
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balducci Loyal user Canada 227 Posts
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Metatarsus varus?
AKA metatarsus adductus. AKA pigeon toe.
Make America Great Again! - Trump in 2020 ... "We're a capitalistic society. I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. They're not going to bail me out. I've been on welfare and food stamps. Did anyone help me? No." - Craig T. Nelson, actor.
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts
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Grandma broke her hip, when she did a side slip.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts
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Not a disease, but an injury I'd like to see on obnoxious card rifflers during convention shows... finger break.
~michael baker
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Jonathan Townsend Eternal Order Ossining, NY 27300 Posts
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Latesttrickitis
HePutItOutSoIGottaHaveIt ItFooledMeSoTheyGottaloveit
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Andrew Zuber Inner circle Los Angeles, CA 3017 Posts
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Threw my back out moving two mattresses up the stairs at once...guess I shouldn't have attempted the double lift.
My friend Samantha has sprained her ankle three times when she's fallen on ice...they call her Slippery Sam. When I'd fall and skin my knee when I was little, I'd tell people I had a Bobo...you know, like a booboo...whatever. Honestly I hate these types of threads because I think a lot of magicians should stick to magic and avoid trying to be funny because it's so awkward, but this one was far too macabre and clever not to comment. Nice work, Critter...I'm proud we come from the same state 
"I'm sorry - if you were right, I would agree with you." -Robin Williams, Awakenings
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Michael Daniels Inner circle Isle of Man 1609 Posts
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Here's a few I've come across in my time:
Floaters Foreign accent syndrome Foot in mouth disease Irritable bowl syndrome Smooth tongue Tripe palms Sly syndrome Carbon stain Juvenile spring eruption Dropsy Sillycosis Mike |
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts
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Quote:
On 2010-10-10 13:37, Michael Daniels wrote: That's really funny!
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Michael Daniels Inner circle Isle of Man 1609 Posts
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But can you spot the eight genuine medical conditions in my list?
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts
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Some, I think, but not all.
~michael baker
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Michael Daniels Inner circle Isle of Man 1609 Posts
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Check them out.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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Crissangeltitis is really bad... Symptoms include losing perspective and Illusions of grandeur. Might also affects hair length.
Overexposure to Valentino's Syndrome also known sonofabiatchcosis can be fatal to Magicians.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts
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Youse guys is cracking me up!
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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Michael Daniels Inner circle Isle of Man 1609 Posts
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Some more genuine medical conditions:
Nocardiosis Transposition of the great vessels Twin-to-twin transfusion syndrome Mike |
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts
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Symptoms of Trickinosis are feinting spells and even CARDiac arrest.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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