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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts 
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You're banned for sharing scarce resources.
John
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You're banned for not appreciating my generosity.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for making me want to go sleepless in Seattle.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You're banned because you may not mind that if accompanied by a young Meg Ryan.
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karnak Special user Stamford CT 844 Posts
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You're banned because the only way now to attain accompaniment from a young Meg Ryan would require a time machine.
For a supernatural chiller mixing magic (prestidigitation, legerdemain) with Magic (theurgy, thaumaturgy, mysticism), check out my novel MAGIC: AN OCCULT THRILLER at http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Occult-Thriller-Reed-Hall/dp/1453874836
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You’re banned because although time machines (supposedly) do not exist, isn’t it an appealing thought to contemplate in your imagination?
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karnak Special user Stamford CT 844 Posts
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You're banned because the only time I was appealing was after a bad sunburn (and boy, wuz I a-peeling!).
For a supernatural chiller mixing magic (prestidigitation, legerdemain) with Magic (theurgy, thaumaturgy, mysticism), check out my novel MAGIC: AN OCCULT THRILLER at http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Occult-Thriller-Reed-Hall/dp/1453874836
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You're banned for not using a lotion.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for promoting a product that may be banned by the FDA.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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karnak Special user Stamford CT 844 Posts
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You’re banned because I’ve got a notion to file a motion against your lotion, cuz it’s really just a potion.
For a supernatural chiller mixing magic (prestidigitation, legerdemain) with Magic (theurgy, thaumaturgy, mysticism), check out my novel MAGIC: AN OCCULT THRILLER at http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Occult-Thriller-Reed-Hall/dp/1453874836
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You’re banned for drinking that potion and getting the notion to do the locomotion when you’re near the ocean.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned and all wet and salty for stretching the use of ocean in your rhyming lingo.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You’re banned because even though I was born near the ocean, and lived near oceans for most of my life, I can’t swim!
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for not earning your merit badge for swimming from Scouts South Africa.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You're banned because badges and diplomas have never gotten me anywhere.
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PaulPacific Special user Yes, I used my toes to type all of my 907 Posts
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You're banned for not going anywhere.
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan... Outward sunshine; inward joy, Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You're banned for barefoot magic tricks.
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PaulPacific Special user Yes, I used my toes to type all of my 907 Posts
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You're banned for not appreciating my skillful sleight of foot.
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan... Outward sunshine; inward joy, Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D |
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for shamelessly displaying your extremity with Tibilias posterior, Tibilias anterior, Tibilias peroneal, Extensors, and Flexors muscles.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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PaulPacific Special user Yes, I used my toes to type all of my 907 Posts
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You're banned for being so knowledgeable about the anatomy of my foot.
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan... Outward sunshine; inward joy, Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D |
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