Your Banned for bring up Religion and I hope NOT Politics.

You're banned for severe restrictions.

You're banned because of restrictions afflictions.

You're banned for causing friction with your diction.

You're banned for your rhyming patter.

You're banned for dissing chatter that doesn't matter.

You’re banned for freakin’ out the creakin’ deacon when he was sneakin’ and peekin’.

You're banned for bringing up "Great Gildersleeve's" or was it "Life of Riley's" old Radio and TV Shows, Character 'Deacon Speaken' or maybe "Lum and Abner" or "Amos and Andy" Shows ?

You're banned for living in the past.

You're(I'm Banned)- googled S.Deacon S., and now remember He was a Country Western Music Disc Jockey, I used to listen to "in the past".

You're banned for crowding some of us out of memory lane and uncertainty of who you are banning.

You're banned for explaining your ban in such detail.

You're banned for promoting a plain as mud approach in posting.

You're banned for making me remember two hot bikini-clad girls mud-wrestling in Lake Tahoe.

You're banned for liking people to play dirty.

You're banned for not joining in the fun.

You're Banned for having too much fun.

You're banned for unnecessarily capitalizing the B.

You're banned for the birds and the B's.

You're banned for referring to my bare feet as just "B's".