You're Banned because it's Cookie Monster, not, Cookie a Monster - unless 'a' stands for 'awful'

You're Banned for saying Cookie Monster is awful!

You're Banned because 'Cookie' is Fun and 'the Grouch' is awful.

You're Banned for picking on defenseless muppets.

You're Banned because your just a Big Bird.

You're banned for thinking a WRavyn is a big bird.

You're Banned because He's actually a Bald Eagle.

You're banned just because.

You're banned just because, because, because... because of the wonderful things ye does.

You're Banned because you frighten'd the Cowardly Lion

You're Banned since you said your snake puppet scared a woman.

You're Banned because it as a kid (still have the tape from a Library Show,14 years ago )- my fault for not mentioning 'who'.

You're Banned for frightening kids!

You're Banned as it was just ONE Kid, all the rest Loved Ci Ci - and Rusty - and Oscure - and Leo - and Louie , when were all together 'WHEW'

You're banned for having too many puppets.

You're Banned for being Jealous, years ago I used to work with 20, Hand, String, Rod and Vent (at 85, what do you expect,experience ?)

You're banned for making me think about the last twenty years.

Your Banned because I had a Blessed 85 years, ha ha ha .

You're banned for making me feel like a kid at 66.

Your Banned as long as you don't act like one.