You're banned for not saying hello in Zeta Reticulan.

You're Banned because he was saying it in Bahasa Malaysia.

You're banned for claiming he was saying it in Malaysia, when his profile suggests he's actually in Florida.

Your're Banned when I retired from EPCOT I learned to say, 'hello''goodbye''yes''no''thank you', in 5 Countries - a lot of fun. Also my adopted Anak Saudara is from Malaysia.

You’re banned because it was still in Florida.

You're Banned for everyone in the world.

You’re banned for everyone in the galaxy. No, wait — the universe. No, wait — the multiverse.

You're Banned for insisting we wait

You're banned for having thereby universally banned all waitstaff everywhere.

You're Banned because if there's no waitstaff, there's nobody to serve.

You’re banned because, if as you said there’s nobody to serve, then they’ll obviously be serving me (since I’m a nobody).

You're Banned because the waitstaff will serve somebody yet may not serve everybody.

You're Banned because "I ain't got nobody and nobody's got me" mmmmmnnnnoooooooo

You're Banned because it's "nobody CARES for me!" Didn't you see "Young Frankenstein?"

You're Banned because I prefer the original Frankenstein.

You're Banned because you weren't thinking of Mummy.

You’re banned for not referring to her as Mummy Dearest.

You're Banned for not keeping that under wraps.

You’re banned for trying to start a pyramid scheme.

You're Banned for not making a "Doctor Who" reference; "Are you my mummy?"