You're banned because you can't even spell you're right and for your subsequent hypocritical gibberish that ensued. And if you ever dare point out another spelling mistake of mine I will ban you for no reason whatsoever.

You're banned for challenging hypocritical gibberish, since if it's really gibberish there would be no way to distinguish between hypo-, iso- and hyper- critical. Perhaps you meant typo-critical gibberish. Either way, you're banned.

You're banned for being the kind of busybody I just want to punch in the mouth.

You're banned for sounding annoyed about being banned for two posts in a row.

And now I'm going to ban myself for banning somebody for being annoyed when banning people on a banning thread, when it's really a very serious matter and entirely worthy of threats of violence.

You are banned for a fact.

You're NOT going to Not think to Not ban you

You're banned for not banning someone, and the missing period at the end of your sentence.

You're banned for your incessant obsession with menstruation. Full stop.

You're banned for your attempt to make this a monthly thing when it's merely about proper sentence structure.

More than You're posting once a banned for month.

You're banned for not banning me, among other things.

Ok, so you are banned.

Okay, so you're banned for thinking that it's OK to say Ok, ok?

You're banned because he didn't say "Ok," he wrote it.

You're banned for being pedantic.

I'm banning you for using the "p" word!

You're banned for being footloose.

You're banned for leaving out the "fancy-free" part.

You are both banned for trying to put a label on me!