You are banned because only feet in shoes perspire.

You're banned because I'm cursed with excessive perspiration and my shod feet remain dry as a bone.

You're banned for sweaty body dry feet!

You're banned for Schweddy Balls.

You're banned for bringing up my Schweddy Balls!

You are banned for classic SNL.

You're all banned for bringing up balls.

You're banned for keeping balls going 2 reply's too long!

You're banned because if you hit just one ball out of the park, it's a home run.

You're banned for the fact that even if you hit just one ball, you can't run, let alone run home.

You're banned for believing I would hit myself in one ball to begin with.

You're banned for assuming that's what I meant instead of hitting someone's elses balls.

Your banned for hitting below the belt!

You're banned because I don't wear a belt.

You're banned for not wearing slacks often.

I am banning you for slacking off!

You're banned for an obvious reason.

You are banned because I don't know what the reason might be.

You're banned for not being able to figure it out merely by investigating the possibilities of substituting initial letters of "slacking," after which when you have, you will ban me for the same obvious reason.

You're banned for accusing me of not being able to figure out merely by investigating the possibilities if substituting initial letters of "Slacking," after which when I have I will have banned you for the same obvious reason,and thus in turn will ban me for exactly the same drawn out obvious reason.