You're banned because we're all banned for something eventually.

You're banned for banning me for other people's mistakes.

Then you are banned for your own mistakes.

You are banned for not accepting the human condition.

You're banned for conditioning humans.

You're banned for excluding other species.

You're banned because the animal kindgom pretty much has it right and doesn't need conditioning; you're born, you're given the survival skills by your mother and/or father, depending on the species; taught how to earn your keep on your own, and if you haven't learned, you survive or succumb to Darwin's maxim; if surviving, growing old and finally dying.

You're banned for that lecture (even though I agree with you).

You're banned for being a hypocrite.

You're banned for not agreeing with him because he was only using the opportunity to ban for banning's sake.

I'm banning myself because you guys are right ... I'm just banning for banning's sake.

You are banned because I'm kicking you out - with my bare feet no less!

You're banned for kicking with two feet, suspended in mid air as your legs flail, defying the laws of physics

You are banned for not being familiar with the term: levitation.

You're banned because you are not kicking in your levitation.

I'm unbanning myself because I simply have to ban Paul for that photo!

You are banned for not stating why you don't like my photo.

You're banned because anyone would tell you it's obvious.

Arthur stead: "You're banned because others have tried self-banning, but have failed."

arthur stead: "I'm banning myself because you guys are right ... I'm just banning for banning's sake."

arthur stead: "I'm unbanning myself because I simply have to ban Paul for that photo!"

I am unbanning myself to ban you for excessive indecisiveness and then rebanning myself.

You're banned for not spotting that sofa.