You're banned because I agree with you completely.

You're banned because it's possible that only one of his feet has that stated condition and therefore it encompasses a foot and thus how many feet in a foot becomes of paramount importance because you can't have feet in a foot. To accept it means that there are three foot in a yard or a mile is over 5,000 foots.

You're banned for being footloose.

You're banned because I am also fancy free.

You're banned for being fancy.

You're banned because I learned how to be a fancy boy from Seinfeld.

Don't matter, you're still banned for being fancy.

You're banned because fancy can also mean jazzy, ritzy or snazzy.

You're banned for impersonating a dictionary.

You're banned for not impersonating a dictionary.

You're banned for thinking negatively (not) instead of magically (knot).

You're banned for knot knowing knothing matters.

You're banned for unnecessary silent k's.

You're banned for upsetting the killer bees.

You're banned because of Tracker Jackers.

Hunger Games reference, for any of you who saw the new movie. Although Tracker Jackers are from the first book, not Catching Fire.

You're banned because I saw it in an IMAX theater and was frightened as much as the actors because that screen is so awesome.

You're banned because you think actors are real.

You're banned for thinking they are fake.

You're banned because he didn't say they were fake, he merely said they weren't real, opening the door to a discussion of existentialism.

You're banned because if we go down that path we could end up like that thread on Faith with no winners or losers but a lot of heated discussion.