You're banned for reading the same thing over and over.

You're banned because we all did that in school.

You're banned again for not studying well.

You're banned for not appreciating someone studying while sick.

You're banned because that was what almost everyone felt in school when studying.

You're banned because you learn at school and study outside of school.

You're banned for assuming that much about me.

You're banned for all that is good in the world.

You're banned for using the word assume in a sentence as you well know what it stands for when broken down into syllables.

You're banned for I never saw it that way and now you've put ideas into my head.

You're banned for assassin.

Put your BANS on your head (Simple Simon says);
Bring them down by your sides(Simple Simon says);
Shake them to your left(Simple Simon says);
Now shake the to your right...

You're banned for invoking the Hockey Pokey.

You're banned for not invoking the "Hokey" Pokey and now must turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about.

You're banned for this about turn.

You're banned for the next few posts.

You're banned for taking two turns at every opportunity.

You're banned and then banned again.

You are banned for double banning.

You're banned for playing peekabo with us using your foot.