You're banned for using tactics to score.

You're banned for not playing the game well.

You're banned for thinking I play the game while sick.

You're banned for not taking leave.

You're banned for taking things when you leave.

You're banned for taking leave of your senses.

You're banned because the only sense I have is nonsense.

You're banned for sound, sight, touch, smell and taste.

You're banned for ban overkill by telling me I am too loud, see to much, feel funny, stink, and I am cuisine neutral, when just one of those traits would be sufficient for a ban.

You're banned for misinterpreting my post.

I have been banned more than anyone here.
So you're banned for being posers.

You're banned for posing as a bantastic chimera.

You're banned for the good of mankind.

You're banned because there's very few of those types left.

You're banned because anyone can type left or right on a typewriter.

You're banned because you can't post here with a typewriter.

You're banned for not seeing the bigger picture.

You're banned for criticizing his visual acuity.

You're banned - and congratulated - for using acuity, a word I did not know.

You're banned for not knowing every English word used throughout the world.