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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts 
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You're banned for displaying your body in a provocative position and using music to distract us from observing the obvious flaws in your less than shapely attributes.
John
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned because I'm tired.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Wizard of Oz Inner circle Most people wish I didn't have 5202 Posts
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You're banned because I just drank an entire pot of "Ready for Banning" coffee...and am prepared for some serious all night banning...only to realize that you're throwing in the proverbial banning towel. Now, I'm going to bed all because of you.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for lacking originality by using an expression from Tyler Barham's "It's All Because of You" song.
John
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Wizard of Oz Inner circle Most people wish I didn't have 5202 Posts
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You are banned (i.e. "you're banned" but I needed to make this banning very, very clear without the contraction), for referencing anything at all including Tyler Barham.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for trying to use an all inclusive ban which is against Café rules.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned for wanting to ban an all-inclusive ban while ignoring singular bans, especially when a single ban might carry more of a banning message in banning, than an all-inclusive ban might.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned because this is getting too touchy-feely.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned because Marvin Gaye wouldn't object. In fact, when he gets that feeling, he wants sexual healing, it makes him feel so fine, and helps to relieve his mind.
John
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned because I'm sure it relieved more than his mind!
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for being so positive about his bladder.
John
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned for your attempt at flooding this thread with yer' analysis.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for relying on urology when a proctologist would be more appropriate.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned for making me shudder.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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You're banned for a whole lotta shakin' goin' on.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Wizard of Oz Inner circle Most people wish I didn't have 5202 Posts
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You're banned for making me take the time to Google this because of its awesomeness (dude was creepy, but still...):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKJ5Wa6FUz4 Subtext: I'm guessing this link may have already been posted on this thread due to its awesomeness. And if so, please chill. And go easy on me.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned for thinking we wouldn't go easy on you.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for The Big Easy.
John
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned for reminding me how hot and steamy Ellen Barkin was in that movie.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Wizard of Oz Inner circle Most people wish I didn't have 5202 Posts
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G** d*** it. You're banned for making me think of that too.
Things start to heat up at 1:25 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfnmRVym22U
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