You’re banned for not having the last name of itis!

You're banned because, sadly, that's what's hampering my sleight of hand.

You're banned because now you know how dirty clothes feel.

You're banned for interviewing inanimate objects.

You're banned because inanimate objects can be more interesting than animated objects.

You’re banned for being slow..

You're banned for changing the subject.

You’re banned for subjecting us all to change!

You’re banned for scribbling that on the wall and not being hit with a big stick by a London policeman or charged.

You’re banned for not making any sense!

You’re banned for being blind, deaf and dumb and not smelling.

I would ask you how you feel about if only you had any.

Not to mention having no taste.

You're banned for limiting yourself to only a few insults and not trying harder to fling more.

You're banned for encouraging trolls.

You're banned for being encouraged.

You're banned for discouraging optimism.

You're banned for pie in the sky thinking.

You're banned because you know I prefer a different kind of pie!

You’re banned for making me hungry!

You're banned for thinking that Arthur would share any of his favorite pie(s).

You’re banned because although I would happily share them with you, over the years I’ve lost touch with all of them!