You're banned because you would like to know.

You're banned for prolonging this foot fetish.

You're banned because I'm not stopping anybody from changing the topic.

You're banned because surely your soul is more important than your sole.

You're banned because both of my (soles/souls) are amazing.

You're both banned for not bringing up foot long hot dogs.

You're banned because if hot dogs were 12 inches long they wouldn't be hot dogs.. they'd be a foot.

You're banned for dissing Dachshunds.

You're banned for hissing Diamondbacks.

You're banned for trying to get me banned.

You're banned for not following the snake trail.

You and slowkneenuh are both banned for bringing up snakes.

You're banned because snakes were worshipped in ancient Egypt.

You're banned for not mentioning snakes love bare feet.

You're banned for not mentioning ankles.

You're banned for your lack of podiatry knowledge which is shocking to the nth degree as most folks know the ankle is part of the foot (feet) and that:

The feet are divided into three sections:

The forefoot contains the five toes (phalanges) and the five longer bones (metatarsals).The midfoot is a pyramid-like collection of bones that form the arches of the feet. ... The hindfoot forms the heel and ankle.

You're banned because now we are talking about my amazing bare feet again.

You're banned because he may have been talking about someone else's feet.

You're banned for putting words in my mouth and a foot in your mouth.

You're banned for wanting a foot in his mouth.