Since you're asking for it ... you're banned.

You're banned for taking me too seriously.

You're banned for interrupting my heartfelt thank you to Arthur for his kind thoughts and leaving me wondering what brought it on.

You're banned for not realizing I was reflecting on the nice things you've sometimes said about me, which made me remember and revisit some of your wonderful personal stories from Speakers Corner.

You're banned for making me go down memory lane, a time not so long ago when the world was a lot different. I also enjoyed that thread immensely and fondly remember you kicking off the first story among your many which was a pleasure to read and enjoy. I take pride in knowing you and thinking of you as a friend, even if it's only through the internet.

You're banned because I appreciate you too, old friend!

You're banned for bonding.

You're banned for referencing 007 films.

You're banned for bringing up fictional spies.

You're banned because those stories were based on Ian Flemming's war-time experiences.

You're banned because parts of those stories could have been based on your piece(sic)-time experiences.

You're banned for equating my experiences with those of Sean Connery.

You're banned for forgetting his romantic escapades.

You're banned because that's exactly what I was referring to!

You're banned for sharing Honor Blackman's role with Bond.

You're banned for not mentioning her on-screen name.

You're banned for the same reason.

You're banned for forgetting about me.

You're banned because, much as we like you, you just don't compare to the Bond girl in question.

You're banned for not promoting religious personalities also like Jerry Falwell Jr.