You're banned for not providing directions for where one is to go.

You're banned because if I did tell one where to go, I'd be banned.

You're banned anyway.

You're banned for trying to make an ol'man cry. L-O-L

You're banned because there is no crying permitted in this thread.

You're banned, for crying out loud.

You're banned for Boo Hoo Boo Hoo sniff sniff waaaaaaa

You're banned for not bringing tissues for that crying.

You're banned for making me laugh.

You're banned for not taking this thread seriously.

You're banned because the Joker once said, "Why so serious?"

He's Banned because he can't thread even needle.

You're banned for not banning a banner, but banning the subject of a ban instead which creates bandemonium in this fragile thread.

You're band for "W O W", smarty.

You're banned because your post count is catching up to mine.

You're Banned because we have nothing else to do.

You're banned for feeling that we have nothing to do while we are here doing nothing productive.

You're banned because we are doing something productive, by making us think and laugh.

You're banned for assuming I'm thinking.

Your banned because I've taken the arrow of my laptops mouse and tickle tickled your foot, with No reaction - ha ha ha ha - so, no brain, no feeling -your not able to THINK.