You're banned for not talking about magic.

You're Banned for not distinguishing the type of magic to be talked about.

You're banned because my speciality is mentalism.

You're Banned because your 'mentalism' does't work, and goofs up my 'spell check'.

You're Banned since over in the Mentalism threads, mentalism is not magic.

You're banned because mentalism is my favourite.

You're Banned because you didn't read His Mind.

You're banned because I can read his mind like a book. It's just that I don't read dirty books.

You're banned for not responding.

You're banned since you didn't realize I posted in invisible text

You're Banned trying to be Claude Rains. where are you ? who said that ?

You're Banned for not letting us know how your play went.

You're Banned because the Play is April 2, 2 and 7 pm, You coming ? Hard time memorizing (I'm 84 ++). So keeping script/notes with me ( little easy as scene is -sitting at a lunch table - talking to 3 others - were teens ha ha). - Prayers appreciated, my Friends.

You're Banned for being 84 and getting seated at the kids/teens table and not making it to the adults table.

You're Banned, for it's tough trying to be 17 at 84.

You're Banned for not understanding how to be 17 now ... Just get a cell phone, stare at it, and ignore everyone, also, take many selfies.

You're Banned for wanting to break a cell phone/camera with a selfie.

You're banned for not wearing green today on St. Patrick's Day.

You're Banned because you didn't know it was an Irish Lady that started Women's Lib - her name was Erin Go Bragh less.

You're all Banned because it was a 'top of the morning' to you all. And the 'rest of the day' to me. That's the way the Irish say a greeting.