You're Banned as I am too.

You're Banned so good night, sleep tight , don'r let the bedbugs bite, if they do, hit them with a shoe, until there black and blue - - - zzzzzzz

You're Banned for it is the way.

You're Banned because My Grandfather - always said it when I was very little, and was going to Bed.

You're Banned for reasons yet unspecified.

You're Banned for not being specific.

You're Banned for skinny dipping in the Specific Atlantic Pacific Oceans.

You're Banned for not gulfing

You're Banned for gulping - please don't drive.

You're Banned for one post.

You're Banned for driving past the Post.

You're Banned for posting that I past the post in the past.

Your Banned for confusing Uncle

You're Banned for it is only fitting to do so.

You're Banned for being a tailor, my shirt doesn't fit.

You're Banned because I tailored it to the body you're working towards.

You're Banned because you didn't have the right cloth.

You're Banned because I wasn't using cloth.

You're Banned for not telling me what you were using.

You're Banned for taking the Emperor's New Clothes.