You're Banned because you think all Magicians perform levitations for real.

You're Banned because we can levitate , my Wife has a lot of Iron in her system and I have a magnetic personality > ha ha ha

You're Banned because the Earth itself is one big magnet!

You're Banned because now all the Space Junk is flying in.

You're Banned for talking about the junk coming from Uranus.

You're banned for being a junky

You're Banned for talking about my junk.

You're Banned because often it's fun to play with junk

You're Banned for sharing with us how you play with your junk.

You're Banned for still driving in your junked car.

You're Banned for not helping to keep it pristine.

You're Banned for not assisting.

You're Banned for not noticing that I did help, by not playing with someone else's stuff.

You're Banned for just sitting and watching.

You're Banned for telling him not to relax and chill while scrolling through the Cafe.

You're Banned because one CAN sit and RELAX while watching with a cup of Coffee.

You're Banned because that was exactly my point.

You're Banned for not offering him a doughnut.

You're Banned because I went to Breakfast with my Village group,the ROMERO'S Club.

You're Banned for banning him for something you did.