You're banned for being paranormal.

You're banned for believing in fairies.

You're banned for breaking Peter Pan's heart.

You're banned for he doesn't exist.

You're banned because he was a she.

You're ALL banned because I AM Peter Pan!!

Pakar is banned because he couldn't see.

Arthur is banned for he is she.

Paul is banned for she is me.

I invoke a chain ban on you all.

Youre banned for banning more than one person per post.

You're banned because I joined the Poster Banner of the Month Club (PBMC) and that is a membership benefit.

Youre banned for making me laugh

You're banned for not knowing I am now also a sales rep for the PBMC and if you PayPal me $100. you can be a member too.

Plus, you're also double banned for omitting an apostrophe in "Youre" and omitting a period at the end of your sentence.

You're banned for taking charge.

You're banned because I want nothing to do with the Light Brigade.

You're banned for disobeying Lord Cardigan.

You're banned because sweaters don't have fancy titles.

You're banned because people who sweat need deodorant.

You're banned because my feet aren't sweaty.

You're banned for having dry feet.

You're banned because dry isn't an accepted unit of measure using feet such as yard, five, six, etc.

You're banned because I was referring to Paul's physical feet, the things he uses each day in which to walk; thus dry is an accepted description of physical properties related to moisture, humidity and dew point related to said feet.