You're banned for making my stomach growl.

You're banned for too much info.

You're banned for too little food!

You're banned for promoting gluttony.

You're banned because I'm hungry!

You're banned because as a mentalist, you should have foreseen that condition and taken steps to prevent it

You're banned for suggesting that we knowingly alter future events by tampering with the present.

You're banned because Ray Bradbury illustrated that very well in his book of short stories entitled Golden Apples Of The Sun.

You're banned for promoting literacy by mentioning book title and author in the hope that someone will read it.

You're banned because my hopes for someone reading ANYTHING these days are slim.

You're banned because we appear to be getting readers in the Speakers' Corner thread; and I also want to ban you for not recognizing that I was banned by the author of this thread who started it over 3 years ago and I'm wearing that like a badge of honor.

You're banned because I have no medals to show for my efforts.

You're banned because some of your efforts may not be considered medal qualifying behavior.

You are banned for being judgemental.

You're banned for being a mental judge.

You'reanned for judging a mental.

You'reanned?! Clearly, you are banned for that!

You're banned because You'reanned wasn't clear at all!

You're banned because translucent appeals to some and transparent to others.

You're banned because neither of those appeal to all the people all of the time.