Is it real or is it Memorex?

Arthur, you're banned for you should know what! What are we going to do with you?

That's it! I'm taking a break from banning ... except for banning myself all the right reasons.

You're banned for slacking off!

If you keep banning me I'm obliged to re-ban, so you're banned for slacking off on the Speaker's Corner thread.

You're banned because the Speaker's Corner should be renamed to the Typer's Corner.

You're banned because the Speakers' Corner thread was named after the historical section in Hyde Park, London, where folks are free to climb up on a box and talk about anything to anyone who will listen.

To suggest changing that title would be like someone suggesting we change this thread's title to "Old Game: You're Banned".

You're banned for no reason.

You're banned because you need a reason to ban someone or else we would have persecution of the innocents as in historical times.

You're banned because I remember that from some of my past lifetimes.

You're banned for suggesting that "forgetting" consoles injustice.

You're banned because I can't figure out how that relates to my post.

You're banned for not being my relation.

You're banned for not being my generation.

You're banned for the gap.

You're banned for not paying homage to the moonshiner who shot the gap at Cumberland and screamed by Maynardsville!

http://www.wtv-zone.com/phyrst/audio/nfld/30/thunder.htm

You're banned for glamorizing violence.

You're banned for still watching Hollywood.

You're banned for watching Bollywood.

You're banned for reminding me of how sick my wife got in a Delhi hotel thirty-five years ago.