You're banned for looking at Pakar's pair.

You're banned because they are displayed in public each time he posts.

You're banned because that's my prerogative.

You're banned because in this thread you must use a "post"-rogative.

You're banned for not geting good tools in the first place.

You're banned for drinking too much Kool Aid.

You're banned for being my scapegoat for my banner not working properly.

You're banned for malfunctioning leading to goats escaping.

You're banned for an illusion gone bad in your own mind.

You're banned because I don't do Illusions anymore, I'm a Mentalist now.

You're banned for capitalizing on a popular TV show and capitalizing the word itself.

You're banned for I meant to do that.

You're banned for I meant to do that.

You're banned for causing confusion, namely in myself.

You're banned for at the the start of knowing there is always confusion.

I ban myself for feeling so sad for the passing of Robin Williams.

You're banned for not feeling sad enough about the passing of Robin Williams. Great guy...

You're banned for being right this once.

You're banned for not mentioning a leftist can be right once also.

You're banned for not realising that if you turn left three times, you'll turn right.