You're banned for not providing any evidence to back up your statement.

You're banned for requesting such personal details.

You're not banned for concealing your privates.

You're banned for thinking I'm an army officer.

You're banned for confusing me about your swagger stick and your staff.

You're banned for mixing up sticks and staffs.

You're banned for playing with pointed objects and forgetting your parents warning not to play with them because you could hurt yourself or others.

You're banned for imparting advice.

You're banned for thinking that that ban was advice.

You're banned thinking it was about vice.

You're banned for making me reminisce about Don Johnson.

You're banned for neglecting his partner, Philip Michael Thomas.

You're banned for neglecting his partner, Philip Michael Thomas.

You're banned because I heard you the first time.

You're banned for not responding the first time!

You're banned for double posting thus making that impossible.

You're banned for not remembering Audrey Hepburn's quote that "Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!".

You can't be banned for mentioning Audrey Hepburn. So I'll just have to ban you for no reason, because that's the thing to do.

You're banned for being banal. (I bet I know what's next!)

You're banned for betting.