You're banned because old men don't.

You're banned because I know of at least once incident where it happened, when an old man collapsed on a working girl at the crucial moment....

You're banned for not telling us if the working girl was a part timer or working full time.

You're banned for mentioning "time" in a thread that is trying to be timeless.

You're banned for thinking this thread is trying to be lasting, enduring, classic, ageless, permanent, perennial, abiding, unfailing, unchanging, unvarying, never-changing, changeless, unfading, unending, undying, immortal, eternal, everlasting, and immutable without a bit of proof.

You're banned for posting with a thesaurus.

You're banned for posting with a thesaurus.

You're banned for overemphasizing the point.

You're banned because The Pointer Sisters think it is OK.

You're banned for giving me the opportunity to do this:

You're banned for posting a moment of epicness that this thread was unworthy of!

You're banned for wanting to keep epicness to yourself.

You're banned because if he doesn't keep it to himself it will be Gone With The Wind.

You're banned for reminding me of my flatulence problem.

You're banned for not stocking up on Beano.

You're banned for not referencing Blues Breakers with Eric Clapton, a 1966 John Mayall & the Bluesbreakers album nicknamed The Beano Album

You're banned for not mentioning John's other guitarist, Mick Taylor.

You're banned because you don't mention "the other person" in someone's life to protect their privacy.

You're banned because nobody's privacy is protected on the Internet.

You're banned because protecting one's privates is that individual's responsibility regardless of the location.