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Brittain Bass
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Hey guys,

Not that this happens often, but recently after performing a new trick I'd been playing with, the people stared at me with no reaction at all. It was incredibly uncomfortable, and I had nothing. I know there's the typical "Most people would applaud here." or "No need to be impressed, I'm sure you see this everyday." But I am looking for more of an icebreaker or just a tension reliever. I can come up with lines fairly easy, but this one is a struggle. If anyone has any workers, I would love to hear them.

thanks,
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"Ta Da!"
"No Applause, Please, Sava for a da end"
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"When I saw this for the first time I was just as amazed as you were and forgot to applaud too."
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That's right, no applause just throw money
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"Ya think that was a jaw dropper, wait till you see the next one....it really works!
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Here's a line for you...."Thank you for not waking the baby"
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On 2010-11-23 18:59, Cabrera wrote:
Here's a line for you...."Thank you for not waking the baby"


That's amazing. I seriously love that.

They've all been great though. Thanks for all the responses!

Have a good Thanksgiving,
Brittain Bass
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...Patty cake, Patty cake...baker man...
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I just found a $100 dollar bill. Clap if its yours.
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Contrary to popular belief clapping is not a venerial disease...
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This happens often whn people are amazed. Check out some tapes called "Wonder Words" to give your trick an ending that will let people know its time to applaud
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"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands..."
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On 2010-11-21 22:56, rockthemike wrote:
"When I saw this for the first time I was just as amazed as you were and forgot to applaud too."


Eeeww!!! This one gives me the creeps. I felt so sorry for that guy on his L&L DVDs and he just could not get any applause and had to keep saying this one.
Yikes!!!!


Dang! Father P is on a roll!

"Ta Da". I love that one!
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Ah... listen...at last the sound of one hand clapping.
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On 2010-11-30 12:17, Frank Starsini wrote:
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On 2010-11-21 22:56, rockthemike wrote:
"When I saw this for the first time I was just as amazed as you were and forgot to applaud too."


Eeeww!!! This one gives me the creeps. I felt so sorry for that guy on his L&L DVDs and he just could not get any applause and had to keep saying this one.
Yikes!!!!



I got that from Dobson!
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Try switching over to comedy for a few well praciced jokes before proceeding further with any magic effects.
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I've gone Deaf! I've gone Deaf! Your Applause is so loud I've gone Deaf!
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What is this, an audience or a jury?
What is this, an audience or an oil painting?
(if only a few clap) Well, my family finally got here.
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Hmm...I've heard statues clap louder
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