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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
I've heard of a clap trap, but this is ridiculous!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Slowly cup your left hand and place it behind your left ear and ask if anyone else heard the pin drop.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Hey folks, I do magic, not jump through hoops.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
I knew none of you would understand it.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
If you would all take a moment to clap to get the circulation going to your hands.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
"It's a raid!"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Turn around with your back to the audience, wait a few seconds then turn around and say " Oh there you are, it was so quiet I thought I had lost you".
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Heeeellllllooooooo, caaaannn yooouuu hhheeeaaarrrrr mmmeeeee?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
If I do it again will you clap next time?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Believe me folks, it only gets worse from here.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Too strong for ya huh?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
I swear it wasn't me, had to be the elephant.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You are not going to get your money worth until you start clapping.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Where's that darn applause sign when you need it.
Northern California
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You must not have heard a word I said.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And now for Dynamike's next trick...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Don't tell me my show put you to sleep.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Shhhhhhh, don't wake up the band.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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You're the leader, Show them how it's done. Posted: Jan 7, 2011 2:36pm Normally the show is 45 minutes including applause... but if you're not going to applaud... For my last trick. Posted: Jan 7, 2011 2:37pm HEY... I'm not a TV here... Either applaud or I'm coming out there myself. Posted: Jan 7, 2011 2:40pm If I told them once, I told them a hundred times, not to book me for a skeptics convention.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And that's how Jay Leslie would have done it, now you will greatly enjoy my way.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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