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Father Photius
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I've heard of a clap trap, but this is ridiculous!
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Slowly cup your left hand and place it behind your left ear and ask if anyone else heard the pin drop.
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Hey folks, I do magic, not jump through hoops.
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I knew none of you would understand it.
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If you would all take a moment to clap to get the circulation going to your hands.
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"It's a raid!"
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Turn around with your back to the audience, wait a few seconds then turn around and say " Oh there you are, it was so quiet I thought I had lost you".
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Heeeellllllooooooo, caaaannn yooouuu hhheeeaaarrrrr mmmeeeee?
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If I do it again will you clap next time?
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Believe me folks, it only gets worse from here.
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Too strong for ya huh?
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I swear it wasn't me, had to be the elephant.
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You are not going to get your money worth until you start clapping.
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Where's that darn applause sign when you need it.
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You must not have heard a word I said.
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And now for Dynamike's next trick...
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Don't tell me my show put you to sleep.
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Shhhhhhh, don't wake up the band.
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You're the leader, Show them how it's done.

Posted: Jan 7, 2011 2:36pm
Normally the show is 45 minutes including applause... but if you're not going to applaud... For my last trick.

Posted: Jan 7, 2011 2:37pm
HEY... I'm not a TV here... Either applaud or I'm coming out there myself.

Posted: Jan 7, 2011 2:40pm
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times, not to book me for a skeptics convention.
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And that's how Jay Leslie would have done it, now you will greatly enjoy my way.
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