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Father Photius
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"Hi!...I'm Mac King"
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"Are you all passing through a tunnel? Because suddenly I can't hear you..."

Best said with mock concern and a smile. Miming a cell/mobile phone would also help.
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Clap 3 times and I'll disappear
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"...Oh by the way I forgot to tell you that my real name is David Copperfield, so be sure and tell all your friends."
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Is the teleprompter broken?... This is when you're supposed to clap!
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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"...And now a word from our sponsor"
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I would like to perform one more illusion before you drift back to sleep.
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"Is that guy who operates the Applause sign asleep again?"
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My hearing aid must need a fresh battery
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"Let's ah hear it for da boys ina da band!"
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Y'all work in a library?...
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"I can't imagine what's keeping that bus?"
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OK ! Enough of that! keep it down PLEASE!
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Start humming "Tea for two" and do a soft shoe dance.
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Start singing the last verse of the Stars Spangled Banner.
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Lift off your hat and say "And good-night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are."
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Make sure you don't say "And good-night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are" to audiences under age 25.
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Wayne Dobson "We can do this trick with 2 ways...one is with applause and the other one like we do it now" love it!They always clap on that one
If a few applaude. Bill Malone "Sir(or You guys!) at least walk around the room to make it look like a crowd"

and some other

"hands parallel to each other!Rappidly bring 'em together!Seperate 'em!Now Repeat!...a lot!...how difficult is this?!!!"
"no,no don't clap,you see that kind of stuff everyday!"
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Quote:
On 2010-12-16 20:32, hbwolkov wrote:
Make sure you don't say "And good-night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are" to audiences under age 25.


(More like under 50)

You do like Ernest Tubb and turn your guitar over and it says "applause" on the back.
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What's wrong?..I said "ta da"...
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