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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
"Hi!...I'm Mac King"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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KMFrye New user 78 Posts |
"Are you all passing through a tunnel? Because suddenly I can't hear you..."
Best said with mock concern and a smile. Miming a cell/mobile phone would also help. |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Clap 3 times and I'll disappear
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
"...Oh by the way I forgot to tell you that my real name is David Copperfield, so be sure and tell all your friends."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts |
Is the teleprompter broken?... This is when you're supposed to clap!
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
"...And now a word from our sponsor"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
I would like to perform one more illusion before you drift back to sleep.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
"Is that guy who operates the Applause sign asleep again?"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
My hearing aid must need a fresh battery
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
"Let's ah hear it for da boys ina da band!"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Y'all work in a library?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
"I can't imagine what's keeping that bus?"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts |
OK ! Enough of that! keep it down PLEASE!
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Start humming "Tea for two" and do a soft shoe dance.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Start singing the last verse of the Stars Spangled Banner.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Lift off your hat and say "And good-night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Make sure you don't say "And good-night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are" to audiences under age 25.
Northern California
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Perseus Arkomanis Loyal user 208 Posts |
Wayne Dobson "We can do this trick with 2 ways...one is with applause and the other one like we do it now" love it!They always clap on that one
If a few applaude. Bill Malone "Sir(or You guys!) at least walk around the room to make it look like a crowd" and some other "hands parallel to each other!Rappidly bring 'em together!Seperate 'em!Now Repeat!...a lot!...how difficult is this?!!!" "no,no don't clap,you see that kind of stuff everyday!"
The things that are most real to me are the illusions which I create...everything else is quicksand...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
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On 2010-12-16 20:32, hbwolkov wrote: (More like under 50) You do like Ernest Tubb and turn your guitar over and it says "applause" on the back.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
What's wrong?..I said "ta da"...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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