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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
"A little traveling music, maestro!"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
I must have placed all of you in a trance...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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scottds80 Special user Victoria, Australia 730 Posts |
Have a conveniently located button you can press which is connected to your sound system, with the sound of crickets chirping.
"Great Scott the Magician", Gippsland
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Space...the final frontier...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
If you listen carefully you can hear the ocean
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
"Left you speechless too, huh?"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Tell me if you hear this pin drop...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Simon says "clap"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
For my next knee slapper...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
WOW! Did you see that too?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Wravyn Inner circle 3469 Posts |
Don't everyone practice Mime all at once.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And if you thought that one was bad, wait till yo see the next one!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Batta Bing Batta Boom
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Interpretation for the blind tonight will be provided by...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
When was the last time you spent a quiet moment?
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Art Carney...Jane Kene...
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You must have chapped hands from being in the cold weather...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
"Won't somebody clap?"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Are all you people in the mensa club?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Turn off the house lights and vanish
Northern California
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