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Jonathan Townsend
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you know you are a magician when...

you carefully look at the head and tail of each coin when you give exact change for a purchase or parking meter.
...to all the coins I've dropped here
Jonathan Townsend
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you catch yourself watching cashiers putting change on the counter to see if they're going to produce a jumbo coin.
...to all the coins I've dropped here
jonesc2ii
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...your thumbs are constantly sore from riffling. Smile
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Jason Wethington
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While driving, during a comfortable silence with your significant other, you say out loud "I wonder if that will work"?
Jonathan Townsend
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"Pinky... are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I don't know Brain, no, no, a dove could never fly away with that big a thumbtip"
...to all the coins I've dropped here
jonesc2ii
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...every product in every cupboard has been applied to cards at least once, just to see what it might do.
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hnegash
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When you spend so much time in front of the mirror. Your friends think you're vain, but all you're checking is to see if that sleight is invisible.

When you take the remote control and put it into a tenkai palm and see if it's hidden.
Marshall Thornside
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you know you are a magician when another magician asks:
how did you do that???
you will remember my name

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Chris Berry
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You know you're a magician when someone performs a killer trick, you sit back and smile as if you know what he did, yet think to yourself "how did he do that??!?!"


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Reis O'Brien
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When your friend can't find his keys and all you can think is, "Why doesn't he check in his thumb tip?"

When at a picnic, someone crushes a soda can and you have to stop yourself from trying to restore it.

When you look at a York Peppermint Patty and think, "Yeah, I could palm that."

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mattpuglisi
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. . . you perform magic in your dreams, and you're still not as good as you would like to be.
Lack of invention is the mother of necessity - Robert Nozick

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jazzman
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- when your house is repossessed, your wife's left and you eat beans every night. But at least you have a fantastic magic library.
Pakar Ilusi
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You look at furniture and think of how that could be used on stage...

There's nothing wrong with you (well I hope not...) but you like to cut people in half or at least twist your arm all the way around just to entertain...

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Jonathan Rice
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when you are listening to music you wonder how well it would go with one of your effects. Smile
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