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The Indian swami performed barefoot and developed hard corns on his feet. His odd diet left him thin, frail, and with a terrible case of bad breath. I guess you could say he was a. . .

super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis


(weaving and ducking)
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Hey people I'm dying up here. No response, no nothin'? What am I chopped liver here? I don't have to do this you know. I could always go back to picking up cigarette butts at City Hall. But seriously folks.


Okay, let me get this straight? So you're saying I shouldn't go into comedy?

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Go ahead. When do you plan on starting?
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hahahahaha!! nice one slim!
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hahaha! go slim.
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Yeah, go ahead, make fun of the Brooklyn guy. The Great Karnak puts a curse on your heads! May you all end up as goalies on a nudist hockey team! May Mike Tyson's earmites invade your jockey shorts!I shall be revenged!!!
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Hey Landmark
With almost 200 posts, isn't it about time you put a face to that name. You have a few images (Strange as they are) to focus your revenge upon, but we have nothing to heap our humor on except that "Silly Rabbit"....? Tricks are for kids...(And Magicians)
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I went to the doctor and said "I think i'm a deck of cards"

He told me to sit down and would deal with me later.

10 minutes later ...

You can shuffle off now.
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Very good Roy J. mucho funny-0. I liked that a lot.
Not clever enough to come up with something orginal, or did I.
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A magician walks into a bar...says "owww".

I know, I know, pretty bad, but just adding to the topic.
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Landmark says: "Okay, let me get this straight? So you're saying I shouldn't go into comedy?"

No, YOU are saying that you shouldn't! ROTFL!
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I just heard the worst magic joke ever. A paramedic told me yesterday.

The other night I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. She must have been a magician. She rubbed my leg and I turned into a motel.

(I can hear the groans here. No double entendre intended.)

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Hey Landmark, I don't think it was that bad a joke. It could be worse. In fact, I could make it worse...

The Indian Swami in question was called Izzy. In the height of an Indian summer the extreme heat would cause the swami's head to swell to twice it's size. It would get so big that cockroaches would try to creep ,very quietly, in through his ears to make a nest in his head.

therefore:

super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis
If Izzy's head is fat enough it summons quiet roaches.
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Awesome!

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But what if Evan lives in Orange County, walks out to his yard in bare feet and gets stuck in a hose he didn't notice before?

Then,
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If Izzy's head is fat enough it summons quiet roaches.
Evan's toes have sound effects in Orange County hoses Smile
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Ohhhh, my head hurts!!!!

Really clever, guys!


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This sounds like the Cornball Express roarin' through the forum!
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Actually, I thought it was very funny and well done to Folksingmagic.
As I'm from the UK,what is so "special" about Brooklyn. Is it like our version of Wales? (No offence to the Welsh, but you must admit you do ave the rip taken out of you)
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Quote:
As I'm from the UK,what is so "special" about Brooklyn.


His father's right foot?
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