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Stuart Hooper Special user Mithrandir 759 Posts |
The funniest thing is Mr. Shalom's signature! "Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?" I used that the other night and people were laughing so hard they almost cried.
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Daniel Faith Inner circle Neenah, Wisconsin 1526 Posts |
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Daniel Faith
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts |
A magician walks into a bar...
and steps nimbly through it, an amazing solid-through-solid penetration! He then strikes a dramatic pose and accepts the pre-recorded applause on his badly-produced soundtrack. Ah showbiz.
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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GaMBiT_101 Regular user Adelaide 135 Posts |
Can I use that nathan? I know I'll get a laugh with some of my other colleagues.
"Being able to do tricks, doesn't mean you're able to be Entertaining!"
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rossmacrae Inner circle Arlington, Virginia 2475 Posts |
What's the difference between a large pizza and a magician?
The pizza can feed a family of four. |
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knibby New user Liverpool, England 52 Posts |
What did the gay magician do?
Vanished with a puff . |
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Jimmy Vee Regular user Jimmy Vee 176 Posts |
What’s the difference between a Kids Show Magician and Michael Jackson??
The Magician does tricks for little boys Michael Jackson tricks little boys ALLEGEDLY... Terrible I know! |
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avimagic Loyal user Hollywood, Florida 235 Posts |
So a magician is working on a cruise ship. Every night, the captain's parrot sits in the back of the nightclub watching the show, and eventually begins to figure out how the tricks work.
So, in the middle of the magician's performances, the parrot starts calling out the secrets. The magician wants to get rid of the parrot, but it's the captain's parrot, so he just grumbles to himself as he continues with the show. One day, the ship runs on an iceberg and sinks. The magician grabs onto a piece of driftwood and finds himself floating for days... with the captain's parrot perched on the same piece of wood! After a few days of floating in silence, finally the parrot turns to the magician and says, "alright, I give up. What did you do with the ship?" |
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flobiwan Regular user 165 Posts |
What would Houdini be doing if he was alive today?
Scratching on the side of his grave! |
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avimagic Loyal user Hollywood, Florida 235 Posts |
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On 2004-04-26 11:12, flobiwan wrote: Inside of his coffin might make more sense? |
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