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Stuart Hooper
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The funniest thing is Mr. Shalom's signature! "Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?" I used that the other night and people were laughing so hard they almost cried.

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Daniel Faith
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Daniel Faith
nathanallen
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A magician walks into a bar...
and steps nimbly through it, an amazing solid-through-solid penetration! He then strikes a dramatic pose and accepts the pre-recorded applause on his badly-produced soundtrack. Ah showbiz.
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
GaMBiT_101
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Can I use that nathan? I know I'll get a laugh with some of my other colleagues.
"Being able to do tricks, doesn't mean you're able to be Entertaining!"
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What's the difference between a large pizza and a magician?

The pizza can feed a family of four.
knibby
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What did the gay magician do?

Vanished with a puff Smile.
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What’s the difference between a Kids Show Magician and Michael Jackson??

The Magician does tricks for little boys

Michael Jackson tricks little boys

ALLEGEDLY...

Terrible I know!
avimagic
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So a magician is working on a cruise ship. Every night, the captain's parrot sits in the back of the nightclub watching the show, and eventually begins to figure out how the tricks work.

So, in the middle of the magician's performances, the parrot starts calling out the secrets. The magician wants to get rid of the parrot, but it's the captain's parrot, so he just grumbles to himself as he continues with the show.

One day, the ship runs on an iceberg and sinks. The magician grabs onto a piece of driftwood and finds himself floating for days... with the captain's parrot perched on the same piece of wood!

After a few days of floating in silence, finally the parrot turns to the magician and says, "alright, I give up. What did you do with the ship?"
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What would Houdini be doing if he was alive today?

Scratching on the side of his grave!
avimagic
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Quote:
On 2004-04-26 11:12, flobiwan wrote:
What would Houdini be doing if he was alive today?

Scratching on the side of his grave!


Inside of his coffin might make more sense?
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